As the 2010 Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver near their end, we can’t help but reminisce about some of the memorable moments that made up this epic event. USA hockey beats Canada in that Sunday night thriller. Shaun White rides to the gold while executing his signature Double McTwist. There was even the story of Joannie Rochette, the female ice skater from Canada whose mother had died just days before she competed. It was impossible not to root for her.
I’ve noticed this year that I no longer watch the games solely for the reason of watching athletes display their physical abilities. It occurred to me this year that only certain athletes make the Olympics. Okay maybe this isn’t such a ground breaking revelation. What I’m trying to say is that only certain athletes, rich athletes, make the winter Olympics; which in turn means that there are more athletes who have at least one engineer as a parent in the Winter Olympics than in the Summer Olympics.
How did I come to this conclusion? Simple. It’s not as if winter Olympic athletes have to necessarily jump high, or run fast, of lift unbelievable amounts of weight. Winter Olympians compete in all of the expensive sports. Go skiing some time. By the time you’ve purchased a lift ticket, skis, ski clothes, etc… you’ve probably spent close to 500$, and this is not including the fee for a hotel room. What about ice hockey? All those pads! I spec’d out some hockey equipment for close to $600. I never paid more than $50 for a basketball jersey. And there was no ‘court fee’ for basketball, which if existed would be synonymous to what people pay to use an ice skating rink, also not cheap.
So it could only be that the parents of winter Olympians are fairly well off financially. Engineers make pretty good scrap last time I checked. Naturally, studies should show that my speculation is in fact truthiness. All I have to do now is get someone to conduct the study. Why they would want to? I can’t answer that, I just have to continue to hope someone one day has a ridiculous amount of time on their hands.



